Tim Couldn't Make It

band bio:

Legal Notice: The band, the producers of this event, and the legal council assembled after what happened last time are hereby notifying you (the reader) that Tim will not be present at this event. Tim will not be performing on stage or in the audience. He won’t be viewing remotely. Tim won’t even be in the continental US. So, please, enough with the underwear. Don’t bring it. Don’t throw it. Being struck by panties meant for someone else is profoundly demoralizing for the band. We hesitate to mention the jock straps but, please, stop it.

The performers will be Doug Pine, Bruce Phares, Wes Peterson and Rick Dahms. They will play songs about true love, love lost, and drugs, suitable for light to medium petting, or dancing if you’re in the mood.

Once again, emphatically, Tim Couldn’t Make It.

Contact email: dougpine@gmail.com